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At last the EU Commission on Road Safety is set to outlaw the use of horseboxes after studies found them to be tragically slow and intolerable strain on other road users patience leading to countless incidents of road rage. Interestingly the study revealed that the traditional horsebox is very rarely sighted on long open stretches of road or dual carriageways, however it was revealed that there is always at least one 'box on every decent set of bends in the whole of Western Europe.

Secret trials have taken place to determine safer and quicker alternative methods of equine transportation; a final decision is expected soon.